A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition takes place at Washington Square Park

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created by ContributionAny3368 on 07/12/2024 at 19:54 UTC

84106 upvotes, 165 top-level comments (showing 25)

Comments

Comment by Particular-Can1298 at 07/12/2024 at 20:12 UTC

13155 upvotes, 6 direct replies

The real one shows up and doesn’t win. Classic

Comment by Aschentei at 07/12/2024 at 20:19 UTC

3817 upvotes, 9 direct replies

Bro is this Joker IRL?

Comment by DonJohnJohnson at 07/12/2024 at 19:58 UTC

4799 upvotes, 11 direct replies

What a time to be alive

Comment by PenguinWITTaSunburn at 07/12/2024 at 20:11 UTC

5000 upvotes, 11 direct replies

How funny would this be, if this was an attempt by the police to get the person to come out and try and win the contest. A la archery contest in Robinhood Men in tights.

Comment by Turbulent_Ad1667 at 07/12/2024 at 20:03 UTC

948 upvotes, 5 direct replies

That's actually the set of the Dune sequel... The trucks with sand will be there any moment

Comment by theDarkAngle at 07/12/2024 at 20:47 UTC

186 upvotes, 4 direct replies

Funny how we can't agree on the color of his jacket.  It's the blue/black vs white/gold dress debacle all over again.

Comment by BigUptokes at 07/12/2024 at 20:28 UTC

777 upvotes, 5 direct replies

*I just know someone is gonna hold a “United Healthcare Gunman Lookalike Contest” in Washington Square Park or something*

Comment by ef1swpy at 07/12/2024 at 20:15 UTC

593 upvotes, 5 direct replies

Doesn't look like anything to me!

Comment by [deleted] at 07/12/2024 at 20:44 UTC

500 upvotes, 3 direct replies

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Comment by JaesenMoreaux at 07/12/2024 at 20:19 UTC

91 upvotes, 2 direct replies

I'm Brian! I'm Brian! I'm Brian and so is my wife!

Comment by LilStrug at 07/12/2024 at 20:05 UTC

552 upvotes, 4 direct replies

We are Spartacus

Comment by MelissaMiranti at 07/12/2024 at 20:14 UTC

316 upvotes, 2 direct replies

The Adjuster is an easy look to pull off for many people.

Comment by myaberrantthoughts at 07/12/2024 at 20:16 UTC

1006 upvotes, 9 direct replies

It really would be tragic if lookalikes wandered around various parts of NYC to create as many false hits as possible on video surveillance and used up human resources required to actually review and follow up on potential leads, giving the shooter enough time to destroy and potential evidence still training in his possession.

Comment by BurntLemon at 07/12/2024 at 20:51 UTC

225 upvotes, 5 direct replies

New York becomes more like Gotham City each day...

Comment by goleafie at 07/12/2024 at 20:14 UTC

121 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Sorry you may be late to the game but there is always more work available.

Comment by Sustainable_Twat at 07/12/2024 at 20:04 UTC

190 upvotes, 2 direct replies

“Will the real assassin please stand up. Please stand up. Please stand up”

Comment by [deleted] at 07/12/2024 at 20:18 UTC

183 upvotes, 3 direct replies

I wonder if, when someone is apprehended, we’ll see a slew of “confessions” from other lookalikes. Only one or two need to really be plausible and committed to make it a problem for the prosecution.

Comment by ContributionAny3368 at 07/12/2024 at 20:05 UTC

426 upvotes, 3 direct replies

The claim for my condolences have been denied.

Comment by IchMochteAllesHaben at 07/12/2024 at 20:42 UTC

45 upvotes, 2 direct replies

The actual shooter should participate and win 2nd or 3rd place. It will be an epic chapter of the future book that someone for sure will write about them.

Comment by Elementium at 08/12/2024 at 02:32 UTC

23 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Interesting situation we got ourselves into.. The Rich own the law and are not held responsible for their crimes.. People are learning that they too can ignore the law if they eat the rich.

Let's see how this plays out.

Comment by ContributionAny3368 at 07/12/2024 at 20:15 UTC

86 upvotes, 1 direct replies

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Comment by Little-Resolution-82 at 07/12/2024 at 20:15 UTC

139 upvotes, 4 direct replies

I gotta say it is nice seeing everyone have the same mindset over this for once.

And yeah before you reply I know it's not literally everyone but most people have the same thoughts about this and it's just nice seeing people agree

Comment by thread-lightly at 08/12/2024 at 03:06 UTC

17 upvotes, 0 direct replies

This is straight out of V for Vendeta and I'm all up for it. What a distopian world we live in where death only matters if you're rich or get media coverage.

Comment by SocialSuicideSquad at 07/12/2024 at 20:27 UTC

114 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Guys, glorifying the assassins of CEOs who are exploiting millions of people to death might lead to stochastic effects redirecting the wannabe mass murderers towards people like him!!!

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Comment by Optimoprimo at 07/12/2024 at 20:15 UTC

30 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Wouldn't it be wild if he were in the lineup